By Kyle Petersen

Unicyclists: The Enemy With

Last week, Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report went in depth, exposing the hidden dangers of unicyclists. The segment revealed some startling facts about the one-wheeled menace:

-A 180-pound unicyclist moving at 10 miles per hour can cause more damage than a linebacker in the NFL.
-Unicycles are capable of creating a “domino effect” of pedestrians, leading to mass casualties.
-These one-wheeled death traps ARE coming to run over your babies.
-The law is powerless to stop them.

Below, you can watch the segment. Because of graphic unicycle-on-pedestrian violence, viewer discretion is advised.

  • Tuba Heatherton

    I’m picturing the last scene of the closing credits of “Welcome Back Kotter”. He rode his in the street.

  • http://www.dube.com Dube Juggling

    We are looking for this video from Welcome Back Kotter but we can’t find it on the internet :(

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