As jugglers, most of us lack the marketable skills necessary to stay competitive in today’s job market. Luckily, Dubé Juggling Blog is back with another helpful and informative guide.
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-Flair bartending is a great way to earn extra tips and waste tons of alcohol.
-Panhandling is the second oldest profession on earth. You could always give that a try.
-Expert whip cracker and rope spinner? Have you considered an exciting career as a dominatrix?
-Teaching juggling to children is a great way to make sure that the next generation makes the same horrible decisions that you made.
-Professional athletes get paid pretty well. Maybe you could give that a try? Couldn’t hurt.
-Who needs a job? Just get a fire staff and set of poi and spend your days hopping from festival to festival.
-If you join the military, refrain from juggling live grenades.
-FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT MENTION THE WORD “JUGGLER” ANYWHERE ON YOUR RESUMÉ.
-If push comes to shove, you can always resort to this:
